Subject: Gentle Thoughts
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Apr 09 2003 - 14:46:17 EDT
"Gentle Thoughts"
1. Birds of a feather flock together and aim for
your car.
2. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you
take time to look for it. For example I am sitting
here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
3. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes
the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and
gag himself.
4. When I can't be kind, I try to have the decency
to be vague.
5. Don't assume malice for what stupidity can
explain.
6. A penny saved is a government oversight.
7. The real art of conversation is not only to say
the right thing at the right time, but also to leave
unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
8. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose
weight, because by then your body and your
fat are really good friends.
9. The easiest way to find something lost around
the house is to buy a replacement.
10. He who hesitates is probably right.
11. If you think there is good in everybody, you
haven't met everybody.
12. If you can smile when things go wrong, you
have someone in mind to blame.
13. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is
so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
14. Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words
"The" and "IRS" together it spells "THEIRS"?
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