Subject: A Long Happy Life
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Apr 08 2003 - 07:35:09 EDT
"A Long Happy Life"
A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a
chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how
happy you look," she said. "What's your secret
for a long happy life?"
"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said.
"I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty
foods, and never exercise."
"That's amazing,"the woman said. "How old
are you?"
"Twenty-six," he said.
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"Price of Popcorn"
For the first time in many years, a an old man
traveled from his rural town to the city to attend
a movie. After buying his ticket, he stopped at
the concession stand to purchase some popcorn.
Handing the attendant $3.50, he couldn't help
but comment, "The last time I came to the movies,
popcorn was only 15 cents."
"Well, sir," the attendant replied with a grin,
"You're really going to enjoy yourself. We have
sound now."
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