Subject: How to Bake a Cake
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Apr 06 2003 - 01:36:00 EST
"Punished For Something She Didn't Do"
One day a little girl came home from school,
and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in
school I was punished for something that I
didn't do."
The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible!
I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about
this! By the way, what was it that you didn't do?"
The little girl replied, "My homework."
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"How to Bake a Cake"
Preheat oven, get out utensils and ingredients.
Remove blocks and toy autos from table.
Grease pan, crack nuts.
Measure two cups flour;
Remove baby's hands from flour, wash flour off
baby.
Remeasure flour.
Put flour, baking powder, salt in sifter.
Get dustpan and brush up pieces of bowl baby
knocked on floor.
Get another bowl.
Answer doorbell.
Return to kitchen.
Remove baby's hands from bowl.
Wash baby.
Answer phone.
Return.
Remove 1/4 inch salt from greased pan.
Look for baby.
Grease another pan.
Answer telephone.
Return to kitchen and find baby.
Remove baby's hands from bowl.
Take up greased pan, find layer of nutshells in it.
Head for baby, who flees, knocking bowl off table.
Wash kitchen floor, table, wall, dishes.
Call baker.
Lie down.
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