Subject: More General Motors HelpLines
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Apr 04 2003 - 18:15:38 EST
"General Motors HelpLine #3"
HelpLine: "General Motors HelpLine, how can I help
you?"
Customer: "Your cars suck!"
HelpLine: "What's wrong?"
Customer: "It crashed, that's what wrong!"
HelpLine: "What were you doing?"
Customer: "I wanted to run faster, so I pushed
the accelerator pedal all the way to the floor.
It worked for a while and then it crashed and it
won't start now!"
HelpLine: "It's your responsibility if you misuse the
product. What do you expect us to do about it?"
Customer: "I want you to send me one of the
latest version that doesn't crash any more!"
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"General Motors HelpLine #4"
HelpLine: "General Motors HelpLine, how can I help
you?"
Customer: "Hi, I just bought my first car, and I chose
your car because it has automatic transmission,
cruise control, power steering, power brakes, and
power door locks."
HelpLine: "Thanks for buying our car. How can I help
you?"
Customer: "How do I work it?"
HelpLine: "Do you know how to drive?"
Customer: "Do I know how to what?"
HelpLine: "Do you know how to drive?"
Customer: "I'm not a technical person. I just want
to go places in my car!"
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