Subject: The Ghost In The Window
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Oct 17 2002 - 08:51:38 EDT
"Lawyer Gene"
Gene the lawyer was walking down the
street and saw an auto accident. He
rushed over, started handing out business
cards, and said,
"I saw the whole thing. I'll take either side."
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"The Ghost In The Window"
There was a party in the woods and all of a sudden
there was a downpour of thunder and rain. These two
young guys ran for about ten minutes in the pouring rain,
finally reaching their car just as the rain let up They
jumped in the car, started it up and headed down the
road, laughing and, of course, still drinking one beer
after another. All of a sudden an old Indian man's face
appeared in the passenger window and tapped lightly
on the window!
The passenger screamed out, "Eeeeeekkkkkkk!! Look at
my window!!!!! There's an old Indian guys face there!"
(Was this a ghost!?!?!?!?) This old man kept knocking
so the driver said, "Well, open the window a little and ask
him what he wants!"
The passenger rolled his window part way down and
said, scared out of his wits, "What do you want???"
The old Indian softly replied, "You have any tobacco?"
The passenger, terrified, looked at the driver and said,
"He wants tobacco."
"Well, offer him a cigarette. HURRY!!!!" the driver replies.
So he fumbles around with a pack and hands the old man
a cigarette and yells, "Step on it!!!" rolling up the window in
terror.
Now going about 80 miles an hour, they calm down and
they start laughing again and the passenger says, "What
do you think of that?' The driver says, "I don't know. How
could that be? I am going pretty fast." Then, all of a sudden,
AGAIN there is a knock on the window and there is the old
Indian man again.
"Aaaaaaaa, there he is again," the passenger yells. "Well,
see what he wants now," yells back the driver. He rolls
down the window a little ways and shakily says, "Yes?"
"Do you have a light?" the old Indian quietly asks. The
passenger throws a lighter out the window at him and
rolls up the window and yells, "STEP ON IT."
They are now going about 100 miles an hour and still
guzzling beer, trying to forget what they had just seen
and heard, when all of a sudden there is more knocking!
"Oh my G~d! HE'S BACK!" He rolls down the window
and screams out,"WHAT DO YOU WANT?" in stark fear.
The old man gently replies, "You want some help getting
out of the mud?"
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