Subject: The Official Brain Damage Quiz
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Oct 14 2002 - 06:21:59 EDT
"The Official Brain Damage Quiz"
Most people with brain damage are not aware
of their problem until they have to be " put away."
If you believe you may have a damaged brain take
this quiz and answer all questions honestly. If you
believe that you are not brain damaged take this
quiz and cheat on most questions.
,,,I don't like any of my loved ones. (T/F)
,,,People tell me that I'm deaf. (T/F)
,,,I fear room temperature. (T/F)
,,,I'd rather eat soap than little stones (T/F)
,,,Yesterday didn't come. (T/F)
,,,My throat is closer than it seems. (T/F)
,,,Sometimes I can't unclasp my hands. (T/F)
,,,My toes are numbered incorrectly. (T/F)
,,,I try to swallow at least three times a day. (T/F)
,,,No napkin is sanitary enough for me. (T/F)
,,,Likes and dislikes are among my favorites. (T/F)
,,,I've lost all sensation in my shirt. (T/F)
,,,At parties, I like to sit by myself and collect a
large quantity of saliva. (T/F)
,,,Naked people phone me money. (T/F)
,,,Sometimes I have a strange feeling that I have
done something before. (T/F)
,,,Sometimes I have a strange feeling that I have
done something before. (T/F)
,,,Little people who live in Luxembourg are unlucky. (T/F)
,,,Good friends tell me where my squirrels have
buried my nuts. (T/F)
,,,I've always known when to close my eyes. (T/F)
,,,Most pine trees taste sour. (T/F)
,,,Western Union telegrams can damage your roof. (T/F)
,,,I like sexy magazines that show bare tractors. (T/F)
,,,I am annoyed by the size of my teeth. (T/F)
,,,People who collect sand can't be trusted. (T/F)
,,,I lose control of my bladder on Memorial Day. (T/F)
,,,My best friend hates me. (T/F)
,,,I can find my ears, so I don't have to look for them. (T/F)
,,,I make a wish one day and out the other. (T/F)
,,,When I die, I will inherit all of my money. (T/F)
NOTE: If you answered any of the above T or F your
brain should be on display in Dizzy World.
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