Subject: Wake Up For School
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Nov 25 2002 - 01:52:53 EST
"Wake Up For School"
Early one morning, a mother went in to wake
up her son.
"Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"
"But why, Mom? I don't want to go."
"Give me two reasons why you don't want
to go."
"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers
hate me, too!"
"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come
on now and get ready."
"Give me two reasons why I *should* go to
school."
"Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another,
you're the PRINCIPAL!"
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"Good Advice"
I couldn't help overhearing a man at a nearby pay
phone.
"I know it's something you want," he said earnestly,
"but I don't think tattoos are a good idea. And the
same goes for body piercing. As long as you're living
in my house, I think you should respect my wishes."
I was secretly cheering him on for his fatherly
firmness.
Then came the 'coup de grace': "Besides, Mom,
you're 75 years old! You really don't NEED a tattoo!"
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