Subject: The Little Boy and the Alligator
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Nov 20 2002 - 05:39:34 EST
"A Blonde And The Alligator Shoes"
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of
Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator
shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to
pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle"
attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde
shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own
alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable
price!"
The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest.
Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"
Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the
swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home
when he spots the young woman standing waist
deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he
sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward
her. She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great
deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Laying
nearby were several more of the dead creatures.
The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then
the blonde flips the alligator on it's back, and frustrated,
shouts out, "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes
either!
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"The Little Boy and the Alligator"
A park ranger in the Everglades was making his
rounds a couple of summers ago when a woman
came bolting out of the weeds right in front of his
truck. She seemed frantic and he finally got her
calm enough to say that her five year old son was
sitting on the back of an alligator. Now the ranger
was frantic. Running in the direction she was
pointing he found the lad astride a twelve foot male
alligator which was trying to relieve itself of its load
by twisting and snapping.
As the brave ranger moved in he tried to console
the mother by saying, "I think I can grab the boy
and move away before the gator moves, but be
ready to grab your son. I may have to shoot the gator."
To which the lady replies "Good Heavens, no. I just
wanted you to make him hold still for a minute so I
could take my son's picture on his back."
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