Subject: Blonde Men
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Nov 19 2002 - 00:01:11 EST
"Locked Car"
Leo and Sam exited and locked the car in a
hurry, forgetting to remove the key which was
in the ignition. Realizing the mistake, Leo asked,
"Why don't we get a coat hanger to open it."
"No, that won't work" answered Sam. "People
will think we're trying to break in."
Then Leo suggested, "What if we use a pocket
knife to cut around the rubber, then stick a finger
in and pull up the lock?"
"No," said Sam. "People will think we're too dumb
to use a coat hanger."
"Well," sighed Leo, "we'd better think of something
fast. It's starting to rain and the sun roof is open!"
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"Blonde Men"
Three blonde men are stranded on one side of
a wide river, and don't know how to get across.
The first man prays to G-d to make him smart
enough to figure out how to cross the river, so
G-d turns him into a brown-haired man and he
swims across.
The second man prays to G-d to make him even
smarter, so G-d turns him into a bald man and he
builds a boat and rows across.
Then the third man prays to G-d to make him the
smartest of all, so G-d turns him into a woman,
and she walks across the bridge.
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