Subject: Trivial Pursuit
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Nov 18 2002 - 02:30:02 EST
"Hat"
A woman brought an old picture of her dead husband,
wearing a hat, to the photographer. She wanted to
know if the photographer could remove the hat from
the picture. He convinced her he could easily do that,
and asked her what side of his head her husband parted
his hair on.
"I forgot," she said. "But you can see that for yourself
when you take off his hat."
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"Trivial Pursuit"
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night.
When it was her turn, she rolled the dice and
she landed on "Science & Nature."
Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and
someone calls your name, can you hear it?"
She thought for some time and then asked,
"Is it on or off?"
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"Check the Oil"
A blonde pulls over at the gas station, gets out
of her car, opens the hood, and checks the
engine oil. After a few seconds of intelligent
thinking, she takes the dipstick in her hand and,
raising her chest high, walks up to the attendant.
"Excuse me sir, but can I buy a longer dipstick?"
"May I ask why you need a longer one ma'am?"
"Because this one isn't long enough to reach the oil!"
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