Subject: Crossing That Bridge
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Nov 08 2002 - 06:13:54 EST
"Swatting Flies"
I stopped at a friends house the other day and found
him stalking around with a fly swatter.
When I asked if he had gotten any flies, he answered,
"Yeah, 3 males and 2 females."
Curious, I inquired as to how he could tell the difference.
He answered, "3 were on a beer can and 2 were on
the phone."
************************
"Crossing That Bridge"
Before our daughter went off to college, our
family took a vacation in Colorado. So we
flew to Denver and rented a car. We visited
the Royal Gorge Bridge, which is more than
1000 feet above the Arkansas River.
Walking out onto the bridge, I noticed it swaying
in the wind. Then a car went past us, and the
wood-plank roadway moved beneath my feet.
"I don't think I want to drive the car across this
bridge," I finally said.
"What are you worried about?" our daughter
replied. "It's a rental."
This archive was generated by hypermail 2b28 : Sun Dec 01 2002 - 00:00:01 EST