Subject: Getting A Ticket
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Nov 07 2002 - 07:05:58 EST
"Fisherman"
Fisherman: "Hey, pal! You've been standing there
watching me fish for three hours! Why don't you
get a rod and reel and do some fishing yourself?"
Onlooker: "No, thanks. I don't have the patience
for it."
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"Great Job"
A guy came home to his wife and said to her:
"Guess what? I've found a great job. A 10 am start,
2 pm finish, no over- time, no weekends and it pays
$600 a week!"
"That's great," his wife said.
"Yeah, I thought so too," he agreed. "You start Monday."
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"Getting A Ticket"
Driving to work, a gentleman had to swerve to
avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him.
Seconds later, two policemen came by. While
one pulled the gentleman over, the second
stopped traffic and recovered the box so as to
avoid any further mishaps. When they opened
the box, they found it contained large upholstery
tacks.
"I'm sorry sir," the first trooper told the driver,
"but I'm going to have to write you a ticket."
Amazed, the driver asked, "For what?!"
The trooper replied, "Tacks evasion."
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