Subject: HELLO**UFO
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Nov 04 2002 - 02:31:58 EST
"Hunting Blonde"
A Young Blonde, on vacation in Louisiana, wanted
a pair of alligator shoes, but was reluctant to pay
high New Orleans prices. "I'll just catch my own
alligator," he told one shopkeeper, "so I can get a
pair of shoes for free."
He stomped out of the store and headed for the
swamp.
Later, as the shopkeeper drove home, he spotted
the blonde standing waist-deep in a bayou, shotgun
in hand, with a huge alligator closing in. He took aim
and shot the creature between the eyes.
The shopkeeper watched in amazement as he
struggled to haul the carcass onto an embankment
where several other dead alligators were lined up.
"Oh, no!" the blonde shouted in dismay. "This one
isn't wearing any shoes either!"
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"HELLO**UFO"
A flying saucer landed at a gas station on a lonely
country road. The two space aliens inside seemed
completely unconcerned about detection; in fact,
the letters "UFO" were emblazoned in big, bold
letters on one side of their shiny craft. As the station
owner stood and gawked in silence, paralyzed with
shock, his young, blonde attendant nonchalantly filled
up the tank and waved to the two aliens as they took off.
"Do you realize what just happened?" the station owner
finally uttered.
"Yeah," said the blonde attendant. "So?"
"Didn't you see the space aliens in that vehicle?!"
"Yeah," repeated the blonde. "So?"
"Didn't you see the letters 'UFO' on the side of that
vehicle?!"
"Yeah," repeated the blonde attendant. "So?"
"Don't you know what 'UFO' means?!"
The blonde attendant rolled her eyes. "Good grief, boss!
I've been working here for five years. Of course I know
what 'UFO' means - ....it means 'Unleaded Fuel Only!"
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