Subject: Horrible Q & A
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon May 27 2002 - 05:00:58 EDT
"Horrible Q & A"
Why are men are like public toilets?
The good ones are taken, the rest are full of crap.
What's the best thing about a blow job?
Ten minutes of silence.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
What do Kodak film have in common with condoms?
Both capture the moment.
Why do women rub their eyes when they get up
in the morning?
Because they don't have balls to scratch.
Why is pubic hair always curly?
Otherwise it'll poke your eyes.
What's the difference between a slut and a bitch?
A slut will have sex with anyone, a bitch will
have sex with anyone but you.
Why is the penis so depressed?
His best friends are two nuts who live next to
a butt hole.
What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery guy
have in common?
They can smell it but they can't eat it.
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