Subject: The 'Forwarders' 12 Step Program
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri May 24 2002 - 09:06:08 EDT
"The 'Forwarders' 12 Step Program"
I will NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose
my mailing lists if I DON'T forward an email!
I will NOT hear any music or see a taco dog,
if I do forward an >e-mail.
Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money,
Victoria Secret doesn't know anything about
a gift certificate they're supposed to send me.
Ford will NOT give me a 50% discount even
if I forward my e-mail to more than 50 people!
I will NEVER receive gift certificates, coupons,
or freebies from Coca Cola, Cracker Barrel,
Old Navy, or anyone else if I send an e-mail
to 10 people.
I will NEVER see a pop-up window if I forward
an e-mail ... NEVER --NEVER !!
There is NO SUCH THING as an e-mail tracking
program, and I am not STUPID enough to think
that someone will send me $100 for forwarding
an e-mail to 10 or more people!
There is NO kid with cancer through the Make-a-
Wish program in England collecting anything!
He did when he was 7 years old. He is now
cancer free and 35 years old and DOESN'T
WANT ANY MORE POST CARDS, or GET-
WELL CARDS.
The government does not have a bill in Congress
called 901B (or whatever they named it this week)
that, if passed, will enable them to charge us 5
cents for every e-mail we send.
There will be NO cool dancing, singing, waving,
colorful flowers, characters, or program that I will
receive immediately after I forward an e-mail.
NONE, ZIP, ZERO, NADA!!
The American Red Cross will NOT donate 50 cents
to certain individual dying of some never-heard-of
disease for every e-mail address I send this to.
The American Red Cross RECEIVES donations.
And finally, I WILL NOT let others guilt me into
sending things by telling me I am not their friend
or that I don't believe in Jesus Christ. If G~d wants
to send me a message, I believe the bushes in my
yard will burn before He picks up a PC to pass it on!
Now, repeat this to yourself until you have it memorized,
and send it along to at least 5 of your friends before the
next full moon or you will surely be constipated for the
next three months and all of your hair will fall out!
Just Kidding...
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