Subject: Sexually Explicit Lines From Return Of The Jedi
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon May 20 2002 - 07:31:06 EDT
"Sexually Explicit Lines From Return Of The Jedi"
10. "I look forward to completing your training. In time,
you will call me master." (Emperor)
9. "You're a jittery little thing, aren't you?" (Leia)
8. "Someone must've told them about my little maneuver
at the battle of Taanab." (Lando)
7. "There is good in him, I've felt it." (Luke)
6. "If I told you half the things I've heard about this
Jabba the Hutt, you'd probably short circuit." (C3PO)
5. "I assure you, Lord Vader, my men are working as fast
as they can." (Jerjerrod), with reply "Perhaps I can find
new ways to motivate them." (Darth)
4. "Grab me Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it,
almost... you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy,
easy, hold me, Chewie, Chewie!" (Han)
3. "Short help's better than no help at all." (Han)
2. "Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me --
ow I owe you one." (Han)
1. "Back door, huh? Good idea!" (Han)
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