Subject: Critique
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri May 17 2002 - 14:26:02 EDT
"Critique"
Family leaving Church after services:
Father; "That was the longest driest, least
informative sermon I've ever heard."
Mother; "The choir was terrible. I never heard
some of those hymns before, and they were
singing them off key."
Little Tommy; "I don't know, all in all it wasn't
bad show. Three of us for a buck."
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"Women's Logic"
Women believe if a pet cat strays, it's because
of a lack of affection at home.
Women believe if a pet dog strays, it's because
of a lack of affection at home.
Women believe if a woman strays, it's because
of a lack of affection at home.
Women believe if a man strays, it's because
men are scum.
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