Subject: Tooth Fairy
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun May 12 2002 - 09:53:24 EDT
"Gone..."
My son's friend was spending the night,
both are a 11 years old. I guess the classics
are not big at his friend's house. While I was
talking about some classic movies, I asked
Andy if he ever saw "Gone With The Wind."
He said "No, but saw "Gone in 60 Seconds."
I fell over laughing.
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"B.I.B.L.E."
Little Johnny approached his father and said,
"I know the Bible!"
His father replied, "What do you mean you know
the Bible?"
Little Johnny replied, "I know what the Bible
stands for!"
His father said, "So, what does the Bible stand
for?"
Little Johnny replied, "It stands for Basic
Information Before Leaving Earth."
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"Tooth Fairy"
My ten-year-old son informed us that part
of his tooth had come out. We checked and,
sure enough, a piece had broken off.
Trying to lighten the moment, I asked my
husband, "What do you suppose the tooth
fairy gives for half a tooth?"
"Nothing," he replied, "She wants the tooth,
the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."
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