Subject: Easter Bunny Jokes
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Mar 31 2002 - 18:41:43 EST
"The Lord's Army"
A friend was in front of me coming out of
church one day, and the preacher was
standing at the door as he always is to
shake hands. He grabbed my friend by
the hand and pulled him aside. The pastor
said to him, "You need to join the Army of
the Lord!"
My friend replied, "I'm already in the army of
the Lord, Pastor."
The Pastor questioned, "How come I don't
see you except at Christmas and Easter?"
And with a totally straight face, he whispered
back, "I'm in the Secret Service."
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"Easter Bunny Jokes"
Q. What does it mean when the Easter Bunny
arrives one day late with melted candy?
A. He probably had a bad hare day.
Q. How does a rabbit make gold soup?
A. He begins with 24 carrots.
Q. What do you get when you pour boiling hot
water down a rabbit hole?
A. Hot cross bunnies!
Q. What does it mean when you see thirty
rabbits in a row and they are all marching
backwards?
A. What you have is a receding hareline.
Q. What can rabbits have that no other
animal can have?
A. Baby rabbits.
Q. Which side of a rabbit has the most fur?
A. The outside.
Q. What is the difference between a new-age
rabbit that is preparing for the future and one
that is getting ready for dinner?
A. The first rabbit will visualize world peace.
The second rabbit will visualize whirled peas.
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