Subject: Cat Quotes
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Mar 21 2002 - 07:50:33 EST
"Cat Quotes"
"If you play with a cat, you must not mind her
scratch."
-- Yiddish Proverb
"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats."
-- English proverb
"You will always be lucky if you know how to
make friends with strange cats."
-- Colonial American proverb
"There are many intelligent species in the universe.
They are all owned by cats."
-- Anonymous
"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe
they are G-d."
-- Anonymous
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped
as g-ds. Cats have never forgotten this."
-- Anonymous
"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they
are subtle and will pee on your computer."
-- Anonymous
"CAT (n): 1. Furry keyboard cover 2. Alarm clock"
-- Anonymous
"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants
breakfast."
-- Anonymous
"This house is owned & operated solely for the
comfort & convenience of the CATS!"
-- Anonymous
"I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic."
-- Anonymous
"My husband said it was him or the cat ... I miss
him sometimes."
-- Anonymous
"Time spent with cats is never wasted."
-- Anonymous
"No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my
cats are there to welcome me."
-- Anonymous
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