Subject: Blind Date
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Jun 12 2002 - 06:04:29 EDT
"1932 Rolls Royce"
"How was your blind date?" a college student
asked her roommate.
"Terrible!" the roommate answered. "He showed
up in his 1932 Rolls Royce."
"Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so
bad about that?"
"He was the original owner."
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"Blind Date"
After being with his blind date all evening, the
man couldn't take another minute with her.
Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a
friend call him to the phone so he would have
an excuse to leave if something like this
happened.
When he returned to the table, he lowered
his eyes, put on a grim expression and said,
"I have some bad news. My grandfather just
died."
"Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours
hadn't, mine would have had to!"
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