Subject: The Surgical Team
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Jul 21 2002 - 02:46:15 EDT
"The Surgical Team"
As the manager of our hospital's softball team,
I was responsible for returning equipment to
the proper owners at the end of the season...
When I walked into the surgery department
carrying a bat that belonged to one of the
surgeons, I passed several patients and
their families in a waiting area.
"Look, honey," one man said to his wife.
"Here comes your anesthesiologist."
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"Funeral Home"
Early one morning, my husband, who works in
a funeral home, woke me, complaining of severe
abdominal pains. We rushed to the emergency
room, where they gave him a series of tests to
determine the source of the pain.
My husband decided not to have me call in sick
for him until we knew what was wrong. When
the results came back, the nurse informed us
that, true to our suspicions, he was suffering
from a kidney stone.
I turned to my husband and asked, "Would you
like me to call the funeral home now?"
With an alarmed look, the nurse quickly said,
"Ma'am, he's not THAT sick!"
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