Subject: What Am I
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Jul 14 2002 - 20:41:57 EDT
"True Invention"
The fourth-grade class was studying the
development of the auto industry. The
teacher had emphasized the role played
by Henry Ford, whose assembly lines
decreased production costs.
At the end of the unit, she gave a test
including the question: "What did Henry
Ford invent that made buying a car more
affordable?"
One of the brightest students in the class
wrote: "0% financing."
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"What Am I?"
Miss Jones had been giving her second-grade
students a lesson on science. She had explained
about magnets and showed how they would pick
up nails and other bits of iron.
Now it was question time and she asked, "My
name begins with the letter 'M' and I pick up
things. What am I?"
A little boy on the front row said, "You're a
mother!"
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