Subject: More Oxymorons
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Jul 13 2002 - 02:40:45 EDT
"More Oxymorons"
I used to be indecisive, now I'm not sure.
Graffitti seen in Pompeii : Everyone writes on
the walls but me.
Hypochondria is the one disease I have not got.
Procrastinate now!
I've told you for the fifty-thousandth time,
stop exaggerating.
Young Man: Why do philosophers ask so
many questions?
Old Philosopher: Why shouldn't philosophers
ask so many questions?
What is the world to a man who's wife is
a widow.
A stone was placed at a ford in a river with
the inscription: "When this stone is covered
it is dangerous to ford here."
In the city today the temperature rose to 180
degrees. This sudden rise of temperature
was responsible for the intolerable heat.
"Have you lived in this village all your life?"
"No, not yet."
"Who is the oldest inhabitant of this village?"
"We haven't got one; we had one, but he died
three weeks ago."
"Hey, somebody cut the end off this rope!"
"Hey, Trixie, what's your earliest memory?"
"Umm... I don't remember!"
Overheard in hotel:
"It's eight o'clock, sir!"
"Why the devil didn't you tell me that before?"
I tripped over a hole that was sticking up out
of the ground.
I don't think anyone should write their
autobiography until after they're dead.
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to
have his head examined.
People have one thing in common: they are
all different.
As famous as the unknown soldier.
Anyone who isn't confused here doesn't really
know what's going on.
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