Subject: At My Funeral
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Jul 06 2002 - 10:38:11 EDT
"At My Funeral"
A cardiac specialist died and at his funeral the
coffin was placed in front of a huge mock up
of a heart made up of flowers. When the pastor
finished with the sermon and eulogy, and after
everyone said their good-byes, the heart opened,
the coffin rolled inside and the heart closed.
Just then one of the mourners burst into laughter.
The guy next to him asked: "Why are you laughing?"
"I was thinking about my own funeral," the man replied.
"What's so funny about that?"
"I'm a gynecologist."
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