Subject: What Do They Know?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Jul 04 2002 - 10:57:28 EDT
"What Do They Know?"
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco.
He got as far as Cleveland, when he realized he
was getting terribly horny. So he looked up a house
of ill repute and took care of the problem.
Immediately, a severe guilt reaction set in, so he
went to confession. For penance, he was told to
say 10,000 Hail Marys.
He went on driving and praying. By the time he
got through with the 10,000 Hail Marys, he was
approaching San Francisco.
He realized he was terribly horny again. So, again,
he looked up a house of ill repute, and had an orgy.
Again there was a severe guilt reaction, so he went
to confession.
It was an old Irish priest who said, "For penance
say three Hail Marys."
The man said, "What?! In Cleveland, I had to say
10,000 Hail Marys for the same thing!"
Father replied quietly, "Sure now, and what would
they know about screwing in Cleveland?"
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