Subject: Inheritance
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Jul 04 2002 - 10:52:00 EDT
"Inheritance"
A wealthy old man looked around the table at
his two sons and five daughters and their
spouses gathered for a family reunion.
"Not a single grandchild," he said with a sigh.
"Why, I'll give a million dollars to the first kid
who presents me with a little one to bounce
on my knee. Now, let's say grace."
... When the old man lifted his eyes again, his
wife was the only other person at the table...
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