Subject: The Stopper
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Jul 02 2002 - 13:05:02 EDT
"The Stopper"
A veterinarian had had a really rough day at his
office. When he finally got home from tending
to all the sick animals, his wife was waiting with
a long cool drink and a romantic candle-lit dinner,
after which they had a few more drinks and went
happily to bed.
At about 1:00 in the morning, the phone rang.
"Is this the vet?" asked an elderly lady's voice.
"Yes, it is", replied the vet, out of breath, "Is this
an emergency?"
"Well, sort of," said the elderly lady, "the're cats
on the roof outside making a terrible noise mating
and I can't get to sleep. What can I do about it?"
There was a sharp intake of breath from the vet,
who then patiently replied, "Open the window and
yell that they are wanted on the phone."
"Really?" said the elderly lady, "Will that will that
stop them?"
"Should do," said the vet, "IT JUST STOPPED ME!"
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