Subject: Texas Baby
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Jan 08 2002 - 06:35:27 EST
"Texas Baby"
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar
and announced that his wife had just produced
a typical Texas baby, weighing a whooping twenty
pounds.
"WOW!" was the response from everyone at the
bar.
Two weeks later the Texan returned to the bar.
The bartender recognized him and asked, "Aren't
you the father of the baby that weighed twenty
pounds at birth? How much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answered, "10 pounds."
The bartender said, "Why? I know that babies lose
some weight after birth, but ten pounds? He did
weigh twenty pounds, didn't he? What happened?"
The proud Texas father said, "Just had him circumcised!"
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