Subject: Horse in Bar
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Jan 03 2002 - 07:47:23 EST
"Horse in Bar"
One day, a bar owner decided he had enough of the slow
business and needed a gimmick. He finally decided on
one. He got a horse and put it in the bar. He placed a sign
over the horse and had the sign read.
"Pay $100, make the horse laugh - win $1000."
For years, the gimmick worked. Finally, a man walked
into the bar saw the sign and asked, "Is that sign for real?"
The bar owner told him it was.
The man paid $100, walked up to the horse and whispered
something to the horse. The horse started to laugh falling
to his knees.
The next day, the owner changed the sign.
"Pay $100, make the horse cry, win $1000."
For years the gimmick worked. One day, the same man
walked into the bar and saw the sign. He paid the bar
owner $100 and asked for a curtain. The man closed
the curtain and then opened it a couple of moments later.
The horse was now crying up a storm.
The man walked up to the bar owner and asked for his
money. "Not so fast," the bar owner said, "First you have
to tell me what you did both times!"
"Simple", said the man, "First I told him my penis was
bigger than his. This time I showed it to him."
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