Subject: Marketing 101
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Feb 19 2002 - 11:55:19 EST
"Marketing 101"
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up
to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's
Direct Marketing.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and
see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes
up to her and pointing at you says, "He's
fantastic in bed." That's Advertising.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You
get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to
her and pour her a drink. You open the door
for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer
her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm
fantastic in bed." That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She
walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic
in bed." That's Brand Recognition.
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