Subject: Mowing the Lawn
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Feb 14 2002 - 07:43:21 EST
"Honesty"
"It's just to hot to wear clothes today," said Jack
as he stepped out of the shower. "Honey, what
do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed
the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money."
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"Doctor's Visit"
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying
a visit to her obstetrician's office. When the exam
was over, she shyly began, "My husband wants
me to ask you..."
"I know, I know." the doctor said, placing a reassuring
hand on her shoulder, "I get asked that all the time.
Marital relations are fine until late in the pregnancy."
"No, that's not it at all." Brenda confessed. "He wants
to know if I can still mow the lawn."
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"Mowing the Lawn"
During the summer when the power mower was
broke, and wouldn't run, the wife kept hinting to
her husband that he ought to get it fixed, but
somehow the message never sunk in.
Finally, she thought of a clever way to make the
point. When her husband arrived home that day,
he found her seated in the tall grass, busily
snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
He watched silently for a short time, then went into
the house... He was gone only a few moments.
When he came out again he handed his wife a
toothbrush.
"When you finish cutting the grass," he said,
"You might as well sweep the sidewalks."
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