Subject: Any Problems?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Feb 11 2002 - 19:02:00 EST
"Delivering What?"
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway.
A sign comes up that reads "low bridge ahead."
Before he knows it the bridge is right a head of
him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars
are backed up for miles.
Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets
out of his car and walks around to the truck
driver, puts his hands on his hips and says,
"Got stuck huh?"
The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering
this bridge and ran out of gas."
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"Any Problems?"
A patrol car has been following this vehicle for
about 30 minutes now, when they finally decide
to pull it over. The officer steps out and walks
up to the driver's window. "Good afternoon sir."
"Good afternoon, any problems?"
"No sir. My partner and I have been following
and observing you for a half an hour now. We
ascertained that you have not committed one
single traffic violation, you have not gone over
the speed limit by even 1 mph, you were courteous
towards the fellow drivers on the road. Therefore,
as a part of our new "solid driving awareness
program," I would like to present you with this
check for $30,000.00."
The driver lets out a big sigh of relief, "Oh good!
Now I can finally pay to get my driver's license."
Awkward silence, then the wife sitting in the
passenger seat goes, "Don't listen to him,
officer, he always talks nonsense when he
has been drinking. "
Grandma, who's a little hard of hearing, adds
from the back seat, "Aye aye aye, didn't I tell
you not to go in a stolen car?"
At this time the trunk pops open and a head
peeks out, "Are we over the border yet?"
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