Subject: Ski Accident
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Feb 05 2002 - 16:22:01 EST
"Ski Accident"
A man went on a ski trip, and was knocked
unconscious by the chair lift. He called his
insurance company from the hospital, but it
refused to cover his injury.
"Why is the injury not covered?" he asked.
"You got hit in the head by a chair lift," the
insurance rep said. "That makes you an idiot,
and we consider that a pre-existing condition."
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"Last Rites"
The Vanderbilt were proud of their family tradition.
Their ancestors had come to America on the
Mayflower. They had included Senators and
Wall Street wizards.
They decided to compile a family history, a legacy
for their children and grandchildren. They hired a
fine author. Only one problem arose - how to
handle that great-uncle George, who was
executed in the electric chair.
The author said he could handle the story tactfully.
The book appeared. It said "Great-uncle George
occupied a chair of applied electronics at an
important government institution, was attached
to his position by the strongest of ties, and his
death came as a great shock."
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