Subject: Goodbye Irving ...
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Dec 26 2002 - 09:15:52 EST
"Goodbye Irving ..."
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him
cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up
the urn that he was in, she poured his ashes out on
the counter.
Then she started talking to him, and tracing her fingers
in the ashes, she said, "You know that fur coat you
promised me Irving? Do you remember, right after
you bought yourself new golf clubs, you told me that
we just couldn't afford the coat, yet?" She answered
by saying, "Well, I bought it with the insurance money!"
She then said, "Irving, remember that new car you
promised me? Do you remember that, right after you
bought yourself a new bass boat, you told me we just
couldn't afford the new car?" She answered again
saying, "Well, I bought a new car with the insurance
money!"
Still tracing her fingers through he ashes, she asked,
" Irving, do you remember how you promised to buy
me a new house? Do you remember then you told me
that we just didn't have enough money to that house?
Irving, my darling, do you remember, how just after you
told me that we couldn't afford the new house, I found
out how much you lost betting on the SuperBowl? Well
Irving, I bought the house with the insurance money!"
While still tracing her finger in the ashes, she said, "Irving
remember that blow job I promised you?..... Well, here
it comes..."
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