Subject: Christmas Gesture
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Dec 24 2002 - 18:41:23 EST
"Christmas Gesture"
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They
all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter
heaven. Upon entering they are told by Saint Peter that
they must present something "Christmassy" in order
to get into heaven.
The first man searches his pockets, and finds some
pine needles from the family's Christmas tree. He is let it.
The second man presents a bow and some ribbon, from
presents that were opened earlier in that night. So he is
also allowed in.
The third man pulls out a pair of black lace panties.
Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter says in a
booming voice, "I fail to see the relevance. How do
*these* represent Christmas?"
To which the third man sheepishly replies,
"Oh... They're Carol's."
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