Subject: What I Learned From a Snowman....
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Dec 22 2002 - 02:18:56 EST
"Christmas Signs Seen Everywhere"
Toy Store: "Ho, ho, ho spoken here."
Bridal boutique: "Marry Christmas."
Outside a church: "The original Christmas Club."
At a department store: "Big pre-Christmas sale.
Come in and mangle with the crowd."
A Texas jeweller store: "Diamond tiaras --
$70,000. Three for $200,000."
A reducing salon: "24 Shaping Days until
Christmas."
In a stationery store: "For the man who has
everything... a calendar to remind him when
payments are due."
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"All I Need to Know about Life
I Learned From a Snowman.... "
It's okay if you're a little bottom heavy.
Hold your ground, even when the heat is on.
Wearing white is always appropriate.
Winter is the best of the four seasons.
It takes a few extra rolls to make a good midsection.
There's nothing better than a foul weather friend.
The key to life is to be a jolly, happy soul.
It's not the size of the carrot, but the placement
that counts.
We're all made up of mostly water.
You know you've made it when they write a
song about you.
Accessorize! Accessorize! Accessorize!
Avoid yellow snow. Don't get too much sun.
It's embarrassing when you can't look down
and see your feet.
It's fun to hang out in your front yard.
Always put your best foot forward.
There's no stopping you once you're on a roll.
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