Subject: Snow Country
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Dec 19 2002 - 14:40:10 EST
"How To Tell The Weather"
To tell the weather, go to your back door and
look for the dog.
If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's
probably raining. But if the dog is standing there
really soaking wet, it is probably raining really hard.
If the dog's fur looks like it's been rubbed the
wrong way, it's probably windy.
If the dog has snow on his back, it's probably
snowing.
Of course, to be able to tell the weather like
this, you have to leave the dog outside all the
time, especially if you expect bad weather.
Sincerely,
The CAT
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"Snow Country"
Bill and his blonde wife live in Cheyenne. One
winter morning while listening to the radio, they
hear the announcer say, "We are going to have
3 to 4 inches of snow today. You must park your
car on the even numbered side of the street, so
the snowplow can get through." Bill's wife goes
out and moves her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the
radio announcer says, "We are expecting 4 to 5
inches of snow today. You must park your car on
the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow
can get through." Bill's wife goes out and moves her
car again.
The next week they are having breakfast again, when
the radio announcer says "We are expecting 10 to 12
inches of snow today. You must park.....", then the
electric power goes out.
Bill's wife says, "Honey, I don't know what to do."
Bill says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage
this time?"
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