Subject: A Kitty's Christmas
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Dec 15 2002 - 05:01:21 EST
"A Cat's 12 Days of Christmas"
On the twelfth day of Christmas my human gave to me:
Twelve bags of catnip!
Eleven tasty cat treats,
Ten ornaments hanging,
Nine wads of tissue,
Eight peacock feathers,
Seven stolen Q-tips,
Six feathered balls,
Five MILK JUG RINGS!
Four munchy house plants,
Three running faucets,
Two fuzzy mousies,
And a hamste-e-er in a plastic ball!!
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"Cats' Favorite Christmas Songs"
1.
Up on the Mousetop
2.
Have Yourself a Furry Little Christmas
3.
Joy to the Curled
4.
I Saw Mommy Hiss at Santa Claus
5.
The First Meow
6.
Oh, Come All Ye Fishful
7.
Silent Mice
8.
Fluffy, the Snowman
9.
Jingle Balls
10.
Wreck the Halls
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"A Kitty's Christmas"
'Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Not a creature was stirring,
Not even a mouse.
'Cuzz the cat had pounced on him
And tore him apart -
Ate his mouse intestines
And chewed up little heart.
Kitty thought he heard sleigh bells,
Which made him take pause -
He stopped daintily licking
The blood from his claws.
"Must be Santa," thought Kitty
(That quite clever cat)
'Cuz nobody else climbs down
The chimney like that.
Indeed it was ol' Santa
So jolly and fat
With a huge load of presents
And all for the cat!
"Wow, the best Christmas ever!"
Kitty thought with a purr,
Then he coughed up a hair ball
And shed some more fur.
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