Subject: Speak Up A Little
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Dec 12 2002 - 08:06:41 EST
"Christmas Break & Little Johnny"
Christmas Break was over and the teacher
was asking the class about their vacations.
She turned to little Johnny and asked what
he did over the break.
"We visited my grandmother in Punxsutawney,
Pennsylvania," he replied.
"That sounds like an excellent vocabulary word,"
the teacher said. "Can you tell the class how
you spell that?"
Little Johnny thought about it and said, "You
know, come to think of it, we went to Ohio."
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"Speak Up A Little"
Two young boys were spending the night
at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two
boys knelt beside their beds to say their
prayers when the youngest one began
praying at the top of his lungs.
"I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE... I PRAY
FOR A NEW NINTENDO... I PRAY FOR
A NEW VCR..."
His older brother leaned over and nudged
the younger brother and said, "Why are
you shouting your prayers? G-d isn't deaf."
To which the little brother replied, "No, but
Grandma is!"
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