Subject: The Rules Of 'Yes' Or 'No'
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Dec 10 2002 - 07:05:02 EST
"The Rules Of 'Yes' Or 'No'"
Well, we've all been there - both the guys and
the gals, and today it's even more confusing
than ever. So here is a little guide to help you out.
1. If you ask a girl to have sex with her and she
says "definitely not," she really means "NO."
2. If she says "NO," then you have to do better,
and then maybe, but make sure you ask again
before going to far and then Go back to number
#1 and start again. (kinda like Monopoly "Go back
to GO - Do do collect $200).
3. If she says "MAYBE", she means "YES", but
you have to really encourage her along the way.
But don't do anything stupid such as rushing things
or being clumsy. This may convert the MAYBE to
a DEFINITE NO, which neither of you really want.
4. If she says "YES", she's probably not worth it.
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