Subject: Real Humor At Lunch
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Dec 02 2002 - 22:13:10 EST
"Real Humor At Lunch"
One day a group of older friends and I were
talking about the advantages and disadvantages
of wearing underwear.
Looking at me, one of them quipped that a lot of
men don't wear underwear and there were some
fast remarks about spots, diapers and depends.
Out of the blue one of the ladies confessed she
no longer wore a bra to which I made the smart-
butted comment that 'And we can all see that.'
After the laughter died down but without missing
a beat, she chimed in, 'Yes! And I think it helps
take the wrinkles out.'
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"Aging"
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car
--neither could barely see over the dashboard. As
they were cruising along they came to an intersection.
The stoplight was red but they just went on through.
The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "
I must be losing it, I could have sworn we just went
through a red light." After a few more minutes they
came to another intersection and the light was red
again and again they went right though. This time the
woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that
the light had been red but was really concerned that
she was losing it.
She was getting nervous and decided to pay very
close attention to the road and the next intersection
to see what was going on. At the next intersection,
sure enough, the light was definitely red and they
went right through and she turned to the other woman
and said, "M-ildred, did you know we just ran through
three red lights in a row! You could have killed us!"
Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh, am I driving?"
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