Subject: Curious Oneliners
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Dec 02 2002 - 22:07:41 EST
"Curious Oneliners"
Two Mohicans walk into a bar. That was the last
I saw of them.
A genius is someone who is screwed up in a useful
way.
Blessed are those who can give without remembering
and take without forgetting.
The extra mile isn't half as long as all those other miles.
Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your
glasses
Today everyone wants instant gratification, no matter
how long it takes.
Did you really think Mr. Rogers wanted you or me as
a neighbor?
When you're rich, it's "eccentric"; when you're poor,
it's just strange.
A grownup is someone who suffers from responsibility.
Good Health is merely the slowest possible rate at
which one can die.
Your dreams will come true as soon as you're ready.
Recessions are started by people who fear recessions.
The real cause of divorce is marriage.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I
Recession: A period when you go without things
your grandparents never heard of.
I chose the path less traveled, but only because
I was lost.
Don't judge people by their relatives.
Not he, who has much, is rich . . . but he, who gives
much.
Work when you should and play all the time.
The police can do a search if it's warranted.
Join the I.R.S. -- Be Audit You Can Be
Life is really like a shower. One wrong turn and
you're in hot water.
A woman who dresses to kill probably cooks the
same way.
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