Subject: Hiccups
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Aug 25 2002 - 07:46:45 EDT
"Hiccups"
A man goes into a drug store and asks the
pharmacist if he can give him something for
the hiccups. The pharmacist promptly reaches
out and slaps the man's face. (Whack!)
"What did you do that for?" the man asks.
"Well, you don't have the hiccups anymore,
do you?"
The man says, "No, but my wife out in the car
still does!"
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"The Doctors"
A woman went to a doctor's office, where she
was seen by one of the new doctors.
But after about four minutes in the examination
room, she burst out screaming, running down
the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked
what the problem was, and she proceeded to,
tell him her story. After listening, the doctor had
her sit down and relax in another
room.
The disgruntled med man then marched down
the hallway to the office of the doctor who treated
the woman, demanding, What's the matter with
you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four
grown children and seven grandchildren, and
you told her she is pregnant?"
The younger doctor continued to write on, his
clipboard and, without looking up, said, "Cured
her hiccups though, didn't it?"
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