Subject: Three Blondes And A Genie
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Aug 23 2002 - 11:12:23 EDT
"Three Blondes And A Genie"
Three blondes are walking down the beach
when they find a bottle. They pick it up and
poof out pops a genie. He is really awestruck.
"I've never had three mistresses before!" So
he decides to give each one a wish.
The first blonde wants to be 20% smarter. Easy
job, poof, the genie turns her into a redhead!!
The second blonde wants to be 40% smarter!
Easy job, poof, the genie turns her into a brunette!
Well, the third blonde thinks for a minute and says,
"I want to be 10% dumber!" The genie looks at
her curiously and asks her to repeat her request.
Again, she says she wants to be 10% dumber!!
Hmm, this is a new one for the genie so he checks
out his book and after looking through it he asks her
one more time if this is one she wants. She agrees
so the genie steps back and poof turns her ...
...into a man.
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"Yet Another Genie Story"
A woman was walking along the beach when
she stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. She picked
it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie
appeared.
The amazed woman asked if she got three
wishes. The Genie said, "Nope...due to inflation,
constant down sizing, low wages in third-world
countries, and fierce global competition, I can
only grant you one wish. So...what'll it be?"
The woman didn't hesitate. She said, "I want
peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want
these countries to stop fighting with each other."
The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed,
"Gadzooks, lady! These countries have been
at war for thousands of years. I'm good but not
THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make
another wish."
The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well,
I've never been able to find the right man. You
know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to
cook and helps with the housecleaning, is good
in bed and gets along with my family, doesn't
watch sports all the time and is faithful. That's
what I wish for .... a good mate."
The Genie let out a long sigh and said, "Let me
see that map again?"
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