Subject: Fish Story
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Aug 03 2002 - 21:07:02 EDT
"Fish Story"
It seems this guy had been experimenting
with an unusual method of seeking autoerotic
gratification; namely, inserting a live fish into
his butt. What he hadn't counted on was the
fish's scales acting, in effect, like one of those
sets of driveway spikes that allow you to drive
over them one way but puncture your tires if
you try to go the other way.
In his pain and panic, he dialed 9-1-1. The EMT
arrived, surveyed the situation, and said, "Son,
you gotta learn to chew your food better."
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