Subject: Let This Be A Warning!
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Apr 18 2002 - 13:10:51 EDT
"Let This Be A Warning!"
A local priest and pastor stood by the side of
the road holding up a sign that said, "The End
is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's
too late!" They planned to hold up the sign to
each passing car.
"Leave us alone you religious nuts!" yelled the
first driver as he sped by.
From around the curve they heard a big splash.
"Do you think," said one clergy to the other, "we
should just put up a sign that says 'bridge out'
instead?"
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"Scaring Others"
I was flying between Toronto and Ottawa. It's
only a 9 minute flight and so, to save money, I
flew with a small airline in a little, twin-engine plane.
About two minutes into the flight the pilot announced
that we were going to have to turn back due to some
engine trouble.
The nervous passenger I was seated next to turned
to me and said, "Oh-h-h m-m-my G-g-g-d. If we
l-l-loose an engine, how f-f-far d-d-do you think the
other o-o-one will t-t-take us?"
I told him, "One engine? Oh, I'm sure it'll take us all
the way to the scene of the crash. Hell, we'll probably
make good time too. I bet we beat the paramedics
there by at least a half hour!"
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