Subject: An Attorney For An Hour
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Apr 15 2002 - 08:16:47 EDT
"An Attorney For An Hour"
This Good Looking Guy walks into a Lounge
(meat market). Sits down at the bar and
orders a drink. Sitting next to him is a short
Bald headed, really ugly guy!! This gorgeous
Blonde (perfect in every way) comes up to
the Bald man and they start talking. A little
while later they leave.
The next night, The Good Looking guy comes
back to the same place. The short fat ugly Bald
guy is there also. Well, this time he meets a
gorgeous brunette. They talk and they leave.
The third night the same thing happens to the
Bald man. Well, finally on the fourth night, The
good looking guy goes up to the short fat bald
guy and tells him, "I have been coming in here
3 nights in a row. I see you leave here with a
different beautiful woman every night. How do
you do it?"
Well," the short, fat, ugly bald man says to him,
"I'm a lawyer."
"Hmm," The Good looking Guy thinks to himself.
"A good idea!"
As he is thinking, a gorgeous blonde comes up to
him and starts talking to him. She asked him what
he did for a living and he told her that he was a
lawyer. She says, "Let's go back to my place".
At which he agrees. Well, they are having a great
time in bed - awesome sex!!!
Well, after about an hour and a half, he starts
laughing his head off!! The Blonde is very upset
at this and asked him why he was laughing. He
told her, "Here I have only been an attorney for an
hour and a half, and already I'm screwing somebody!"
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