Subject: Kid Talk
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Apr 07 2002 - 10:07:56 EDT
"Kid Talk"
A mother was telling her little girl what her own
childhood was like: "We used to skate outside
on a pond. I had a swing made from a tire; it
hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our
pony. We picked wild raspberries in the woods."
The little girl was wide-eyed, taking this in. At last
she said, "I sure wish I'd gotten the know you
sooner!"
When asked what she wanted for her birthday,
little Sarah said, "One of everything, please!"
A little boy was roughhousing with his dog. His
mother said to him, "Now, Peter, I know you love
Granger, but you're loving him too much. How
would you feel if someone huge picked you up
and squeezed you so hard you couldn't breathe?"
The boy thought a moment and then said, "I guess
I'd feel like it was my birthday and Aunt Doreen
was here!"
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her
father's word processor. She told him she was
writing a story.
"What's it about?" he asked.
"I don't know," she replied. "I can't read."
I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her
colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would point
out something and ask what color it was. She
would tell me, and always she was correct. But
it was fun for me, so I continued.
At last, she headed for the door, saying sagely,
"Grandma, I think you should try to figure out
some of these yourself!"
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