Subject: In Hell
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Sep 29 2001 - 02:18:38 EDT
"In Hell"
One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell
as he is wallowing in despair he has his first
meeting with the devil.
Devil: Why so glum, chum?
Guy : What do you think? I'm in hell.
Devil: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a
lot of fun down here. You're a drinking man?
Guy: Sure, I love to drink.
Devil: Well you're gone love Mondays than.
On Mondays that's all we do is drink.
Whiskey, Tequila, Guinness, Wine coolers, Diet tab,
and Fresca. We drink till we throw up and then we
drink some more.
Guy: Gee, that sounds great.
Devil: Do you smoke?
Guy: You better believe it.
Devil: All right, you're gonna love Tuesdays.
We get the finest cigars from all over the world
and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer, no
biggie. You're already dead.
Guy: Wow, that's awesome.
Devil: Do you like to gamble?
Guy: Why yes, as a matter of fact I do.
Devil: Wednesday you can gamble all you want.
Craps, Black Jack, Roulette, Poker,Slots. If you
go bankrupt, well, you're dead anyhow.
Devil: You do drugs?
Guy: Are you kidding. I love drugs.
Devil: Thursday is drug day. Help your self to a
bowl of crack, or Smack. You can do all the drugs
you want, and if you over-dose, that's all right you're
dead. Who cares?
Guy: Yawzall! I never realized hell was such a
swinging place.
Devil: You gay?
Guy: No.
Devil: Oooh (grimaces) You're gonna hate Fridays.
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